nyc-pizza-rat:

me (neurodivergent) and my friend (also neurodivergent) having a conversation

seph-on-an-irrational-planet:

doctor who is the greatest tv show ever made

cipheramnesia:

geekandmisandry:

cipheramnesia:

dee-the-red-witch:

cipheramnesia:

geekandmisandry:

cipheramnesia:

Lakes and graveyards are very similar in that if you detonate a large explosion inside either one a lot of dead bodies come to the surface.

Hi, um. How is being the necromancer’s apprentice going for you OP?

You want I should raise dead, I raise dead, no problem. You want banish dead, no problem, have plenty more nitro. I do this, ten minutes.

CHUNKY STEW IS NOT BANISHMENT.

Chunky stew, very bad necromancer. We banish, no problem, no chunks. I give you number of cousin Yvgeny. Will power wash house, very good prices. No other necromancer does this for you.

Is….is…is Yvgeny….alive?

Eh. Is alive enough.

aokozaki:

toyota-supra:

an old VW Beetle because it wouldn’t look out of place literally anywhere

Lancelot: Egad sire! Look at that.
King Arthur: Hm, rare to see a VW Beetle this far north. Not impossible, mind.

alongtidesoflight:

wait i wanna do a thing where u guys tell me about the tumblr specific thing you DIDN’T watch. like why do you get fake tumblrina syndrome every now and then?

tumblr media you haven’t seen

supernatural

dr. who

sherlock

steven universe

hazbin hotel

gravity falls

teen wolf

house, m.d.

merlin

all of the above

a combination of the above

(i’m not inviting you to be a hater here btw)

the criteria being: seen them posted about when i was still in high school, still crosses my dash every now and then with a dedicated active fanbase. yes xyz is not on there. i’m not asking about xyz.

When you finally finish a gruelling case (case glosed, guy in jail) and get home from the precinct with your dinner at 7am (gruelling case, overnight paperwork, case closed) and the wizard CI you who helped you on the case (closed, case closed, filed) is in your kitchen (wizard, civilian informant, not your friend) eating your cereal (kitchen, your kitchen, not the wizard’s) even though you dont have any more work for him (case closed, the case is closed, no more wizards) and he isnt supposed to know where you live (wizards)

clowns-ofthesame-circus:

what happened to the gävle goat the year you were born?

Fire

Destroyed/Broken

Combination of Destruction Methods

Didn’t Survive (other)

Survived with Damage

Survived

Gävle goat - Wikipedia

Gävle goat - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

edit to say that I have muted this but please please please be careful with what information you are giving out online!! and know that by disclosing certain results could give out huge personal details, so just be aware of this!! please please please stay safe online!!

psshaw:

feotakahari:

dizzyghoast:

brain, heart: idiot bitches who never know what they want

stomach, genitals: idiot bitches who know exactly what they want and never shut up about it

lungs, kidneys, liver: pretty chill organs, all told. if these ones are complaining then i’m usually the one who fucked up

You don’t wanna know what happens when your kidneys are idiot bitches.

Appendix: the Unabomber

lemonylemus:

eliotheman:

”This portrayal of a marginalized group was wrong then and is wrong now” and “This portrayal of a marginalized group was very progressive for the time period and paved the way for more representation while likely limited by factors outside of the creator’s control” are two statements that can and should ABSOLUTELY coexist and be kept in mind when interacting with older media

Great example

random-name5:

Me watching any scene in Ted Lasso

“Now the only thing that would make this better is if Trent Crimm was in this scene”